Excuse Me, Sir, do You Want Me to Check on Your Wife?

The guy she married was an innocent man A fake guitarist in an 80s band He never knew when it got way out of hand with her love She was a woman of the different kind She had him looking where there’s nothing to find He always wondered why he was willing to die for her love Now, that was his life “Excuse me, Sir, do you want me to check on your wife?” Now, she’s doing fine! I’m sure she’s doing alright… He was the silent type that tried not to speak She made him promises she tried not to keep She only wanted him to sugar her tea with his love Now, that was his life “Excuse me, Sir, do you want me to check on your wife?” No, she’s doing fine! I’m sure she’s doing alright…